A Crowd of Guests

I'm damn sleepy, was up till 3 finishing my project, but realised around this afternoon tht the journal i submitted wasnt entirely complete. anyway not much can be done now. IM sure my teacher will have some wonderful things to say to me once she has had a look at my journal.

I gave the entrance exam for the BEd course one saturday. there was this one question tht really stood out, and it went something like this :

what do you mean by ' a crowd of guests'
a. a crow flying b. a butterfly flying
c. a sparrow flying d. a bat flying


is the right answer ab, bc, cd, or bd

you guys tell me what could be the right answer, I still havent figured it out

Sanity in Insanity

Ever thought about how ironic it must be to be "mad". It's a whole bunch of contradictions. Sure many mad men ( or women) are trapped in a hell hole that exists only in their head, in their imagination but to me besides the constraints of their psyche, they are absolutely free. Does anyone ever tell a mad man to stop laughing histerically? Or to stop dancing on the road or on top of a terrace? No one ever does, we make allowances for them, just as we make allowances for children. He's crazy, it's okay if he does that, is what we say. If I start laughing loudly while sitting alone or when everyone is a tad sad, people are just gonna scold me or give me accusatory looks, making me wish the ground would open up and swallow me.
Sometimes I think I should just let the world believe I am mad, I could do exactly as I wished to!

of lovebites and babies

This monday a bunch of girls were sporting tiny bruises on their necks and all were trying their very best not to make it obvious, but the sharp eyes of girls who don't get any and those who have given up on their husbands ever doing anything remotely sexual with them spotted these "bruises". Well big discussion happened whcih involved a lot of teasing and then the day went on as usual.
The next day, one of the married ones in my class (she is a close friend who has 2 kids) tells me "I told my husband that the girls in my class have come back from the weekend flashing love bites, we haven't ever done anything... why can't you do something like tht?" her husband turns around and tells her "how the hell do u think u had those 2 kids? through heavy petting? "

he has a point

valentine? whine-in-time?

Valentine's Day has come around again with all it's window dressing display of affection and love. On the one hand you have couples deciding to become all mushy and affectionate today (even if they haven't as much as held hand the rest of the year) and on the other hand you have sainik and bajrang dal members threatening to force couples they see sitting a little too close to each other, holding hands or coochy-cooing with each other, to get married cos that's the best way to frighten them off from embracing this WESTERN culture of public displays of affection! This coming from people who probably are cheating on their wives or visiting prostitues! What hipocrisy this whole celebration of valentine's day is.
I'm just disgusted with it all

cheer me up

I'm depressed. Yes i am increasing post counts but i am depressed

one line post

u people should write testimonials for me on orkut, it's so empty

okay time for a couple of megha jokes (now on called mjs)

why is tap dancing considered easy?
...coz u just turn on the tap and start dancing

two peepal trees are joined by a rope...what is that rope called?
... nokia... connection peepal :P