Tuesday, February 20, 2007

A Crowd of Guests

I'm damn sleepy, was up till 3 finishing my project, but realised around this afternoon tht the journal i submitted wasnt entirely complete. anyway not much can be done now. IM sure my teacher will have some wonderful things to say to me once she has had a look at my journal.

I gave the entrance exam for the BEd course one saturday. there was this one question tht really stood out, and it went something like this :

what do you mean by ' a crowd of guests'
a. a crow flying b. a butterfly flying
c. a sparrow flying d. a bat flying

is the right answer ab, bc, cd, or bd

you guys tell me what could be the right answer, I still havent figured it out

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Sanity in Insanity

Ever thought about how ironic it must be to be "mad". It's a whole bunch of contradictions. Sure many mad men ( or women) are trapped in a hell hole that exists only in their head, in their imagination but to me besides the constraints of their psyche, they are absolutely free. Does anyone ever tell a mad man to stop laughing histerically? Or to stop dancing on the road or on top of a terrace? No one ever does, we make allowances for them, just as we make allowances for children. He's crazy, it's okay if he does that, is what we say. If I start laughing loudly while sitting alone or when everyone is a tad sad, people are just gonna scold me or give me accusatory looks, making me wish the ground would open up and swallow me.
Sometimes I think I should just let the world believe I am mad, I could do exactly as I wished to!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

of lovebites and babies

This monday a bunch of girls were sporting tiny bruises on their necks and all were trying their very best not to make it obvious, but the sharp eyes of girls who don't get any and those who have given up on their husbands ever doing anything remotely sexual with them spotted these "bruises". Well big discussion happened whcih involved a lot of teasing and then the day went on as usual.
The next day, one of the married ones in my class (she is a close friend who has 2 kids) tells me "I told my husband that the girls in my class have come back from the weekend flashing love bites, we haven't ever done anything... why can't you do something like tht?" her husband turns around and tells her "how the hell do u think u had those 2 kids? through heavy petting? "

he has a point

valentine? whine-in-time?

Valentine's Day has come around again with all it's window dressing display of affection and love. On the one hand you have couples deciding to become all mushy and affectionate today (even if they haven't as much as held hand the rest of the year) and on the other hand you have sainik and bajrang dal members threatening to force couples they see sitting a little too close to each other, holding hands or coochy-cooing with each other, to get married cos that's the best way to frighten them off from embracing this WESTERN culture of public displays of affection! This coming from people who probably are cheating on their wives or visiting prostitues! What hipocrisy this whole celebration of valentine's day is.
I'm just disgusted with it all

Sunday, February 11, 2007

cheer me up

I'm depressed. Yes i am increasing post counts but i am depressed

one line post

u people should write testimonials for me on orkut, it's so empty

Saturday, February 10, 2007

okay time for a couple of megha jokes (now on called mjs)
why is tap dancing considered easy?
...coz u just turn on the tap and start dancing

two peepal trees are joined by a rope...what is that rope called?
... nokia... connection peepal :P

Blue Moon

What awesome weather! The sky is filled with clouds and the moon is still awake, peeking through them. Really nice sight to see.
I got loads of work to do, so will post later

dance like no one's watching

hey you all i had a rather uneventful day today. nothing particularly funny happened. infact rgiht now im working on a comp with no hard drive, the HDD is at jaison's place. I wanted to stay over, get tht fixed and bring it home tomorrow but mom got annoyed. anyway tht's a minor thing
i had fun at dance class today. jais and i are 2 of the worst dancers in the world, we just arent flexible, its funny to watch us dance, it's like we're doing some excercises tht requires our bodies to be absolutely rigid :P

Thursday, February 8, 2007

the pussy song

i finished all my puppets, tomorrows the submission
something funny happened in class today
we had to enact some stuff based on pictures we got, so our group had a story about a girl who wanted to keep a cat as her pet and her mom refuses to let her keep the cat at first but then allows her to keep the cat. at the end of the play the girl had to sing a jingle, she made it up and this is how it went :
look at my pussy, look at my pussy
isnt it pretty? isn't it pretty?
oh how i love my little pussy, oh how i love my little pussy
meow meow meow!!!!


Wednesday, February 7, 2007

I definitely do not like puppets

It's way too much work and it's boring. ive kinda completed 3, sheena says she'll make one for me and i've yet to think of what to make for the last one.
I am really lazy
oh megs was here today and she's told me that i can put up her silly jokes on the blog

not first post anymore

Well just got back from an academically unproductive day, but had lots of fun anyway. We're having a mini exhibition of all the creative work we've done through the year. We were supposed to get all our teaching aids and creative endeavour journals and the storybooks we made and shitloads of other stuff but most of us, I think, have lost our teaching aids so there weren't so many things to put up. I'll try and take some pics of the stuff if i can, but uploading them is a whole different story since my comp has been acting funny for the past couple of months. 40gb of stuff has disappeared! I hope they can be recovered.
Anyway i got to go make puppets now, they have to be submitted on friday!!!

Tuesday, February 6, 2007


wassup people!
1st post on my very own blog... not that i've ever posted on anyone else's blogs either :P
okay so what should i write here? any ideas? maybe i ought to save all of megs and ryan's mad jokes and post them here
lemme know